Caption Competition
Win a meal for 4, designed by Raymond Blanc and cooked by one of our head chefs.
If your witty caption is chosen, one of our Head Chefs will come and cook a three course meal chosen by Raymond Blanc in your kitchen for you and three others.
Send us your caption
Win a Raymond meal at home just for you (and 3 friends)
*The Competition has now closed* The winners will be informed by email and will also be mentioned on this site. Thanks for all entriesWin a meal for 4, designed by Raymond Blanc and cooked by one of our head chefs.
If your witty caption is chosen, one of our Head Chefs will come and cook a three course meal chosen by Raymond Blanc in your kitchen for you and three others.
Send us your caption
“This is my second bottle of wine and you are still on the water”
Kevin Holmes, Surrey
“No honestly ................ I served Gordon a Pot Noodle as a nouille de pot and he loved it!........his contestants will be making one in the next series of the F Word”
Shaun Jardine, Oxon
“A gent in my local is selling 8 legs of venison for 50 quid. Is that too dear?”
Rebecca Kaye, Barnsley
“Zat is ze last time we ave haricots sur le pain grillé on ze menu!”
Paul Drake, Huddersfield
“And best of all... you're going to do all the hard work opening up all these fab new restaurants, and I'm going to be on telly again!”
Rob Kenyon, Leeds
“Who said the house wine does not give you wind.”
Stuart Innes-Smith, Leeds


How to enter
Email us your caption along with your name and address.
Email us your caption along with your name and address.
Closed 24th October

